Around the World Starting in Tribeca

The 2021 Tribeca Film Festival

France

Roaring 20’s

A lovely tour of Paris. You can see the city in the background as the camera focuses on people talking. There’s two guys talking as they stroll along the Seine. A man and woman talk as they ride the metro. Another pair talk on a Vespa ride to Montmartre. The conversation passes from one pair to the next as they cross paths. Mostly they talk about themselves.

There’s a guy who’s picking up his friend’s sister and he freaks her out by telling her she’s hypnotized. A 30 something man and woman talk about pornography and he admits to filming himself. Perhaps most bizarre of all, a woman in a wedding gown talks to a seemingly abandoned infant in a carriage. She tells the poor tyke how she liked the idea of doing celebrities’ laundry until she encountered smelly briefs.

I can explain the title. In a conversation between two young women, one comments that decades start in the 20’s, ‘like the roaring 20’s.’ Hence we’re just starting a new decade now. I can explain little else. Is this perhaps a snapshot of how weird life has become after the pandemic? This is a unique film and a creative idea, but to be honest, I wasn’t that far in before I found myself hoping that each new chit-chat vignette would be the last. But the background was pretty.

Sweden

The Stockholm Syndrome

You might not suspect Sweden of being a racist society. You might not suspect Sweden of being a repressive society. You might not suspect Sweden of having an unjust criminal justice system. That’s because you might not be a famous rapper from Harlem.

This is the story of A$AP Rocky. It’s actually two stories. There’s the story of Rocky’s life beginning with his mom showing his baby pictures. He talks of starting to rap at age eight and of how his brother steered him away from gangs, that is before he got shot on the street corner where they lived.

The other story is about Rocky’s 2019 gig in Stockholm. He and two members of his entourage got into a street fight with two guys who were following them. Rocky was arrested and tossed in jail. There’s no bail in Sweden and he was deemed a flight risk. He spent 30 days in solitary, no calls, no visitors.

Guess who gets involved? Trump. Seems Kim Kardashian picked up Rocky’s cause and got her husband Kanye West to talk to his buddy Trump who made some noise about making some calls. The whole thing ends with Trump being pissed that Rocky doesn’t thank him for getting him out. He didn’t really, he probably just made it worse.

He was eventually found guilty of assault and sentenced to time served. Turns out that if he was ruled innocent Sweden would have to pay for lost income. Know how much a month’s missed nightly shows would amount to for a world famous artist on a European tour?

Rocky is a compelling personality, articulate and honest. His is an interesting story and that makes for an interesting movie. There’s some good footage of his live performances as well. And, oh yeah, he goes back to Sweden.

Israel

Honeymood

Noam on his wedding night, sandwiched between the world’s most annoying bride and the world’s most intrusive parents.

It starts when Eleanor makes him carry her over the threshold of their hotel room multiple times until he gets it right. Before you know it, they’re out on an adventure to find her ex because she thinks he is with his ex and she wants to return a ring his former fiancé returned to Noam as a wedding gift. In the interim they had managed to swallow the ring in a Roomba. Confused? From the honeymoon suite Noam ends up in his parents kitchen eating leftovers from the wedding ceremony.

The movie is good for quite a few laughs, although the laughs run out before the movie does. It also starts to stretch the imagination in terms of how something of the sort could realistically play out. This is by no means a romance. The trials, tribulations and emotions of a much longer term marriage seem to play out here in a single night. Can’t help but think it would have made a great short.

India

Last Film Show

Samay is a young boy, maybe 12 or 13, in a remote area of India. He helps his father, who sells tea out of a shack at the local train station. Every day Samay’s mom packs him a lunch and sends him off to school. But Samay doesn’t go to school. He heads for the village cinema where he has a deal going with the projectionist. He gives the projectionist his lunch and in return is invited into the projection room, where he not only can see the movie but can see how it all works.

Samay passes on that knowledge to his crew back home. They figure out how to reflect light and after raiding a junkyard they build their own hand-cranked projector. This is a feat worthy of Edison! Splicing together some stolen film, they put on their first film show in an abandoned building that is part of what they call the ghost village. But at the same time, the last film show is taking place at the real village cinema. It’s going digital. The heavy projectors and equipment is trucked out to a furnace where it is melted down to eventually become silver spoons. The films themselves, stored as they are in cans, are taken to some type of recycling center, pulled from the cans and reels and boiled in a vat to eventually become bright colored plastic bangles.

This film is a tribute to the movies. Maybe you have to see through a child’s eyes to understand the magic of the cinema. Here’s a boy who never went beyond his local village and suddenly he discovers a whole world on that big screen.

There is also some nostalgia. About a time when the film was celluloid, wrapped on a reel and stored in a metal can. About a time when a person had to take the reels one by one out of their cans, mount them on the projector and thread the film into it.

Samay was a dreamer and in the end he has a dream. He’ll make movies. Though he may be a little sad to find everything is digital. A cool story.

China

Ascension

Life and work in China. Mostly work. It’s as bad as you might expect: regulated, repetitive and relentless. There’s fabrics, components, plastics and meat. Sewing, stamping, assembling and packaging.

This is a cinema verite feature. There’s no narrative. Some dialogue and bits of presentations. I’m generally a fan of the style, but it did leave some questions unanswered. Like what exactly were those female mannequins with the enormous breasts that the workers were screwing heads onto.

It is not all about manual labor. We get an inside look on some assorted training classes. One trained potential influencers to pitch products online. Among the products was a kind of glue stick for fastening extraneous hairs to your head. A business etiquette course instructed as to how many teeth you should show when you smile (the correct answer is eight). A session that appeared to be intended to train bodyguards included a lesson in eating watermelons. This isn’t comedy folks, they’re dead serious.

Ascension is magnificently filmed. I streamed it but would have loved to see it on a big screen. So many pictures truly worth a thousand words. There is something of a score but much of it is like the background music you hear on corporate videos. I don’t find this to be a very compelling view of China. The “Chinese dream” is damned capitalistic and socio-economic inequality is a thread underlying so much of what we see.  Every now and then you catch a glimpse of somebody whose eyes seem to be screaming out ‘WTF?’

Wu Hai

A very different Chinese movie about money. In Wu Hai everybody owes somebody. Either you’re running from a debt collector or trying to collect from a debtor. Some characters are doing both. It all stems from an investment Yang Hua made with a partner in the development of a dinosaur park. The investment was more than just everything he had, so he mortgaged his apartment and car as well. The park never happened.

Amidst scenes of road rage and marriage rage there’s some peace when the scene shifts to Yang Hua’s wife’s yoga studio where they hang from the ceiling in slings and gently rock to new age music. And for humor there’s the scene where a debt collector tries to stick his foot in an elevator Yang Hua has just entered. Yang grabs the foot, the door closes and he finds himself riding up clutching a prosthetic leg.

The power of this movie is the cinematography. Whether it’s the landscapes and sunsets, or the dizzying city and driving scenes, the visuals are haunting and beautiful. The pictures themselves are so captivating, irrespective of the story and the dialogue.

This is not what you would call an uplifting story. This is all anguish. We watch distrust turn to hatred, hatred turn to life and death violence. In the end, it is the story of how one man destroys his life and that of everyone around him.

New Jersey

India Sweets and Spices

Alia is a 19-year-old UCLA student coming home to New Jersey for the summer. Home is a wealthy Indian-American community where the families take turns each week hosting massive and lavish dinner parties. It’s gossipy, pretentious, class-conscious and ultimately fake. Not an environment easily tolerated by a modern, active, socially-conscious 19-year-old.

Clearly this is not the first movie about young Indian-Americans rebelling against the traditional and unbending ways of their elders. At one dinner party, Alia puts down her beer to note “at least with our generation women can get as shit-faced as men.” But this movie goes beyond the usual laughs about the parents, aunties and uncles and their obsolete beliefs and lifestyles.

When Alia discovers her father having an affair it sets her off on a journey of discovery about her mother, her past and her marriage. It is at times infuriating and at times heartwarming. The portrayal of the relationship between this opinionated, temperamental teenager and her guarded but ultimately insightful mother is pretty special. Hard to say too much more without spoiling it. Sophia Ali is brilliant as Alia. This is a film worth watching.

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Wednesday’s Word: rag

rag
(Image by Tekton)

A rag is a piece of cloth or fabric. But not the kind you might use to make something with. Rather a rag is what you might use to wash your car, dust your furniture or mop up a spill. You might also use the term to refer to an article of clothing, the kind of clothing which may well soon be cut up and used as a rag.

Turns out there are some much more imaginative, though somewhat crude, uses of the word. And what better place to turn for crude definitions of a word than the Urban Dictionary. Here’s a few::

— To rag someone is to have sex. Not exactly a loving term either

— The overwhelming feeling of regret, anxiety, guilt and shame often accompanying a severe hangover.

— Slang for the scrotum or balls.

(There’s more, but they’re offensive.)

A rag can be a man. Think a shortened version of ragamuffin, a person with a tired, shabby, disheveled appearance. A rag can be a bandana, or a do-rag, which is a tight-fitting cloth cap.  And let’s not forget the rag doll.

rog doll
(image by David Lopez)

Rag is also a type of behavior, and a massively annoying one at that. If you’re ragging someone you might be making fun of them, you might be admonishing them, or you may be tormenting or playing jokes on them.

Back when we used to read newspapers, some were dismissed as rags. The use of the term started in England in the 19th century and was used to refer to newspapers that were printed on very poor quality paper. Later the term was used as a dismissive statement about the quality of the content. You might call the New York Post a rag. Or what also comes to mind is the outrageously gossipy tabloids found on the supermarket checkout line,

Scanning several dictionaries I found a number of other definitions, most of which I knew little about:

rag
(Image by Hakeem James Hausley)
  • Any of various hard rocks
  • A large roofing slate that is rough on one side
  • An outburst of boisterous fun
  • A week at British universities during which side-shows and processions of floats are organized to raise money for charities
  • A ragged edge (in metalworking)
  • A sail, or any piece of canvas.
  • To break (ore) into lumps for sorting.
  • To cut or dress roughly, as a grindstone.

But amidst the shabby clothes, the shabby people, the shabby behavior and the shabby journalism there is a much more upbeat rag, a musical one. I’m a big fan of Scott Joplin’s “rags,” upbeat musical compositions played on the piano that were popular during the Ragtime era in the U.S. Hence the name. One of his more popular rags was “The Entertainer” which was the theme song from the movie The Sting.

And for a musical conclusion to this long post about a little word, here’s a song that makes liberal use of that word:

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The Modern’s Most Modern

NIght Light, Joan Semmel
NIght Light, Joan Semmel, 1978

Selections for the New York Museum of Modern Art collection, 1970 to present

Highrise of Homes, James Wine
Highrise of Homes, James Wine, 1981
Trust visions that don't feature buckets or blood
Trust visions that don’t feature buckets or blood, Jenny Holzer and Lady Pink, 1983
Stanton near Forsyth Street, Martin Wong
Stanton near Forsyth Street, Martin Wong, 1983
Watchtower, Sigmar Polke
Watchtower, Sigmar Polke, 1984
PInk Panther, Jeff Koons
PInk Panther, Jeff Koons, 1988
Does Andy Warhol Make You Cry?, Louise Lawler
Does Andy Warhol Make You Cry?, Louise Lawler, 1988
Walking House, Laurie Simmons
Walking House, Laurie Simmons, 1989
Martin, into the Corner, You Should Be Ashamed of Yourself, Martin Kippenberger
Martin, into the Corner, You Should Be Ashamed of Yourself, Martin Kippenberger, 1992
Entity as Information Zoom, Gordon Kipping, 1995
Entity as Information Zoom, Gordon Kipping, 1995
Untitled, Lucy McKenzie
Untitled, Lucy McKenzie, 1997
Untitled, Boris Mikhailov
Untitled, Boris Mikhailov, 1998

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With Cherry-Pickers, Scaffolds and Spray Cans

The Jersey City Mural Festival

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The Jersey City Mural Festival, which is taking place this weekend, is not your typical outdoor art viewing event. This is a festival of works in progress; a festival for the artists themselves. It takes place at three sites. These photos are from underneath the notorious covered roadway that feeds into the Holland Tunnel. It was a dirty, dark and desolate stretch until this army of artists arrived with their cherry-pickers, scaffolds and spray cans.

If you’re reading this on Sunday, June 6, and you’re anywhere near Jersey City, you can head over to Hamilton Park, Journal Square or Harborside and watch these local artists at work.

Jersey City Mural Festival
Jersey City Mural Festival
Jersey City Mural Festival
Jersey City Mural Festival
Jersey City Mural Festival
Jersey City Mural Festival
Jersey City Mural Festival
Jersey City Mural Festival
Jersey City Mural Festival
Jersey City Mural Festival
Jersey City Mural Festival
Jersey City Mural Festival
Jersey City Mural Festival
Jersey City Mural Festival
Jersey City Mural Festival
Jersey City Mural Festival
Jersey City Mural Festival
Jersey City Mural Festival
Jersey City Mural Festival
Jersey City Mural Festival
Jersey City Mural Festival
Jersey City Mural Festival
Jersey City Mural Festival
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Wednesday’s Word: bangers

bangers
(Image by Jonathan Taylor)

Say the word bangers and I think bangers and mash. That’s sausage and mashed potatoes and if you’re ordering it you’re likely in England or Ireland. And you’re likely in a pub.

The bangers part is the sausage. The term came into use during World War I. With provisions at a premium, especially meat, wartime sausages contained a lot of water. That caused them to pop or bang in the pan.

But it turns out that if you’re younger and hipper than I am, bangers may have a completely different meaning. I turned to the Urban Dictionary for the young and hip perspective:

party
(Image by Joe Ciciarelli)

— A super awesome song. The kind you listen to for three hours on repeat on Spotify.

— Something great, a hit or a classic. It can be a song, video, or event.

— A song that makes you feel the need to headbang to the beat.

— An intense party, which involves large amounts of drinking, beer pong, and … always leaving the house a total mess.

Merriam-Webster, neither young nor hip, has several definitions of bangers:

banger

1 British : sausage

2 British : firecracker

3 British : jalopy

4 informal : a forceful and aggressive athlete

5 slang : a member of a street gang : gangbanger

6 slang : an energetic song that is very striking or extraordinary

7 informal : an automobile or engine with a specified number of cylinders —used in combination

But if you look at popular usage, I don’t think old Merriam-Webster has all the bases covered. In 2002 there was a movie called the Banger Sisters starring Goldie Hawn and Susan Sarandon as a couple of groupies.

Banger Sisters

Seems the term banger is pretty common in the sports pages too. In soccer, a banger is a goal scored with a powerful shot from a good distance. Speaking to the Durham Herald-Sun, the Carolina Hurricanes hockey coach said of one of the team’s defensemen, he “can be a body banger.” And in the Hartford Courant, the assistant women’s basketball coach at the University of Connecticut commenting on one of their players said, “She’s definitely our most physical banger.” I found this quote in the Regina, Saskatchewan, Leader-Post. I have no idea what the author, columnist Ted Wyman, is saying, but it’s about the sport of curling. “Gone are the days when second players were known as ‘bangers’ or strong sweepers who could throw big weight to make peels and clear the front of the house for third and skip.”

Curling

An auto review in Car and Driver offered this insight: “No lumpy four-banger flatulence here, but rather that throaty Mercedes moan that defies the ear to determine whether the powerplant is a V-16, a straight eight, or a flat twin.” (The term four-banger flatulence would sound a lot worse if it didn’t involve cars.) 

And a story in Glamour had this to say about a Demi Lovato song: “The plucky banger—off her new album, Dancing With the Devil: The Art of Starting Over—pulls no punches about its subject matter.” (I’m assuming the phrase plucky banger refers to the song and not Demi Lovato herself.)

I found a couple of businesses using the name Bangers. Bangers Sausage House and Beer Garden in Austin, Texas, offers a wide selection of sausages and an even wider choice of beers with both indoor and outdoor seating. I’ve been there and can recommend it, something I can not do for Bangers in Birmingham, Ala. They sell guns, ammunition and various other shooting related accessories. And in 2019, a Taft Brewing Co. beer was named Cincinnati’s favorite beer. The name: Gavel Banger.

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Calder’s Shadows

Alexander Calder is an American sculptor best known for his wire sculptures and mobiles. An exhibit of his works is currently on display at the Museum of Modern Art in New York. The Calder pieces are displayed in all white rooms. The lighting casts shadows of the sculptures onto the bright white walls behind them. Those shadows made these pieces even more interesting.

Snow Flurry I, Alexander Calder
Snow Flurry I
Portrait of a Man, Alexander Calder
There are two wire “portraits” in this image. To the left of each is its shadow.
A Universe, Alexander Calder
A Universe
Gibraltar and White Panel, Alexander Calder
Gibraltar and White Panel
Swizzle Sticks, Alexander Calder
Swizzle Sticks

On an overcast day, there was little shadow on the pieces exhibited outdoors in the museum’s sculpture garden.

Sandy's Butterfly, Alexander Calder
Sandy’s Butterfly
Man-Eater with Pennants, Alexander Calder
Man-Eater with Pennants

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Wednesday’s Word: berk

This week I am returning to one of my favorite topics, four-letter fools, according to the world of British slang. A couple weeks ago I wrote about prats. This Wednesday’s Word in berk. Is a prat and a berk the same thing? Some dictionaries list them as synonyms, but some also point out some distinguishing characteristics of a berk. One is that it is not “excessively rude” to call someone a  berk. The Wiktionary suggests a berk is “an idiot, in an affectionate sense.” The Grammer Monster says “berk is a derogatory term for an idiot or a fool, but it is considered less harsh.”

berk
(Image by Caroline Martins)

There are tons of synonyms listed for berk; just of a few of my favorites: booby, ding-a-ling, dingbat, dipstick, dolt, doofus, dumbass, dunderhead, muttonhead, nincompoop, ninnyhammer, pillock, pudding head, yo-yo.

Boris Johnson

I tried to think of known real world examples of a berk. Being as it’s British, one of the first to come to mind is Boris Johnson. Of course I’m far away and Boris’ tomfoolery has no direct bearing on me. There’s a U.S. Congressman from Georgia, Andrew S. Clyde, who said before a congressional hearing that when Trumpists invaded the Capitol on Jan. 6, it was like a “normal tourist visit.” Unfortunately for this berk, he forgot about the very publicly accessible photos that show him trying to barricade the doors of the Capitol to keep out these “tourists.”

As for images of a berk, here’s what immediately came to mind.

Mike Pence

Berk does have some different meanings in other languages. In Albania, a berk is a goat. A Dutch berk is actually a birch. In French it is the equivalent of yuck. And in Turkey a berk is strong, hard, robust and violent.

Definitions.net ranks the word berk, based on its frequency of use, as #51,279.

Perhaps some of these sentences, from Word Finder, will inspire some more usage.

  • All Henry had done was poison a chicken which the berk had then insisted on eating.
  • First of all, he appeared on television like he was some kind of game-show berk, not a businessman.
  • He probably looks like an absolute berk in this outfit.
  • What half-arsed plot was that berk hatching now?
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Off the Leash for Good

Sad times around here today. Our nine-year-old rescued mutt passed, the victim of a non-functioning liver..

We adopted Pepper when he was eight-weeks old, saved from a Georgia shelter by Home for Good Dog Rescue. The time he spent with us was all too short. In those 9+ years he made our home a more loving and joyful place to be.

It’s not possible to overstate the impact of this little guy on our family. Who’s going to keep the mailman from storming the front door? Who’s going to sniff our way back to the car after I’ve veered off a hiking trail? Who’s going to patrol the backyard bringing order to the chaos of squirrels, chipmunks, rabbits and who knows what else. I’ve now got no one to play tug of war with, not to mention the games Pepper conceived himself like “sucker” and “two stick.”

I’ll always remember how he looked after me when I had my knees operated on. When I was bedridden, he would lie on the bottom corner of the bed keeping an eye on me. When I started to walk again, he was always at my side. When I would go upstairs he’d walk with me at the same agonizingly slow pace, one step at a time.

Pepper was a big fan of ‘bark in the park’ night at the local minor league ballpark. So much the better when it was dollar hot dog night as well. When I would watch a ballgame on TV, he was always next to me on the couch.

It is Pepper’s picture peering out over the fence that graces the home page of this blog and that will continue to do so. I’m running out of words to describe what his loss means, so I’ll just put up some more images of this handsome, smart, faithful guy.

Pepper 2011-2021
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Wednesday’s Word: jack

Is there any word in the English language that has more meanings than jack? Jack is a name, jack is a noun, jack is a verb. Jack is a device, a toy, a man, an animal, a cheese and an STD.

Here are a few of the meanings of this versatile, yet sometimes crude, word:

Jack the Tool

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What many most commonly know as a jack is the latch and crank tool usually found in the trunk of a car to raise the car so you can change the tire. But there’s more than that. There are any number of devices called jacks which are employed to lift heavy objects. They don’t have to be mechanical like the car jack, they can be pneumatic or hydraulic. There is a nautical jack that has something to do with keeping the masthead in position. You can use a jack to turn a spit. Or you can use a jack to prop up a portion of stage scenery. A jack is the female end of a plug, either in an electrical outlet or in the connection of audio, video or telephonic cables.

Jack the Plaything

There is a common children’s game called jacks, that has something to do with scattering the jacks in a floor or flat surface then picking them up according to a set of rules I don’t really know The key object in the game is the jack itself, a six-pointed lightweight metal object. Jack is the guy who pops out of the music box.

jack

For card players, there is in each of the four suits a jack, portrayed as either a knave or a soldier, and ranking below the king and queen.

Jack plays a role in more active sports as well. A baseball player who hits a home run can be said to have jacked the ball out of the park. You could simply credit the slugger with a jack. And there is a small white ball called a jack in lawn bowling.

Jack the LIving Thing

When it comes to homesapiens, the term jack is used as a synonym for laborer. You can get more specific by using jack as a suffix, as in lumberjack or steeplejack. Sailors can also be tagged as jacks.

jackass
(Image by James DeMers)

In the animal world a male ass is a jackass, although that term can also be used for the human variety of ass.  There are some fish called jacks and it can also mean a young male salmon. In the aviary world there is a whiskey jack, reputed to be the world’s smartest bird, and the jackdaw

Jack the Jargon

Jack is commonly used as slang for money. If you don’t know jack about something, you’re knowledge is severely limited. You can jack up, as in injecting a controlled substance, or you can jack off, as in masturbating. If you got the jack in Australia, it’s not money, it’s a venereal disease.

Jack the Act

Sometimes the verb jack is used for stealing. But usually the act of jacking is the act of lifting, whether literally or figuratively. If you use any of the tools called jacks you are hoisting up something. If you jack the prices on something you’re trying to sell, you’re raising them, likely a lot. If you’re a sports coach, you might want to jack up your team, making them more emotional or enthusiastic. Or you might want to improve their conditioning by having them do jumping jacks. We’ve already covered the issue of a baseball player jacking the ball out of the park, in basketball a player might jack up a shot. 

All this and we haven’t even mentioned Jack the Cheese (Monterrey Jack), Jack the Adult Beverage (Applejack), Jack the Flag (Union Jack), Jack the Pumpkin (o’-lantern) or Jack the Highway Accident (jackknife). And maybe the strangest definition of all is this entry from the Urban Dictionary: “to pull a jack is to shit on the top of a car then sit in it.” Somebody does that!!!

The word jack has far too many definitions for me to provide sentences for each. So I’ve condensed that exercise by offering these sentences using multiple meanings of jack.

  • Because someone jacked Jack’s jack, he was unable to jack up the car to change his tire.
  • Because Jack was a jack, when he caught the jack he didn’t have enough jack to pay for the antibiotics.
  • The jackass ate all the Monterrey Jack that the lumberjack had jacked from his buddy’s lunchbox.
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Baseball in the Time of COVID

Citi Field
Mr. and Mrs. Met social distancing

The tagline for the return of fans to Citi Field is “Safe at Citi.” It feels pretty real. While we’ve heard a lot in recent days about the relaxing of pandemic restrictions by the CDC and in the northeast states, the impact of that has not found its way to Citi Field. To get into the park you need to show proof of vaccination or a current negative COVID test result. In addition to hosting the Mets, Citi Field is also a vaccination site and more than 100,000 doses have been administered here. While there are some folks, particularly politicians, who are trying to make a partisan issue out of requiring vaccinations, I’m happy to know that the people sharing the stadium with me have been vaccinated.

As of mid-May they were allowing 20% capacity at Citi Field. You get your temperature taken on the way in and masks are required. Gaiters or bandanas won’t cut it. There are mask police who will come around and tell you to put in on if you slack off. Everything is touchless: parking, tickets, concessions. And we all filled out contact tracing forms. All in all, a pretty safe environment.

Fans at Citi Field
20% looks like this
Taking temps
Taking temps
Mens room at City Field
Who wants to stand shoulder-to-shoulder at a urinal anyway.
Hand sanitizer at Citi Field
Once there were ketchup dispensers.
Strapped seats, Citi Field
If you didn’t buy tickets together and your buddy wants to sneak into your section and sit next to you, he’s likely to have a wire up his butt.
Trenton Thunder players
Heading south, we find these guys with uniforms that say Thunder. But in fact these are the Buffalo Bison. Confused? The Toronto Blue Jays couldn’t bring teams back and forth over the U.S./Canadian border, so they are playing in Buffalo, home of their AAA minor league team, the Bison. That required some construction on the Buffalo stadium, and that sent the Bison south to Trenton. They will be playing in what was the home of the Trenton Thunder, a 25+ years successful franchise that was abandoned by the Yankees as part of MLB’s shakedown of the minor leagues. So for at least part of the season, the Bison will be playing under the alias Thunder.
masked umpire
I don’t think they’d let you into Citi Field with that mask.
Rain delay at Citi Field
But no amount of mask wearing, vaccinating and temperature taking can save us from this.
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